Autoromantic

Being romantically attracted to oneself. Not sexually, only romantically (hence, autoROMANTIC)

"She's cute."
"Sorry dude, she's autoromantic."

by Nickelback.Jack August 28, 2020

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005

dump truck attorney

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.

Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Felton-ator

(Pronounced: Fel-ton-aye-tor)

A Feltonator refers to actor Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in "Harry Potter" as simply calling him "Tom Felton" is not enough.

This is because he:
1. Has blonde hair with an English accent.
2. Eats pizza in foreign countries.
3. Has a wand in his pants (or pocket).

He is also secretly evil as he swoons young female "Harry Potter" fans off their feet by simply existing.

I can't wait til HP 7! Tom Felton is such a Felton-ator!

by ginnytramp July 11, 2011

Aitor

The name given to an absolute god. Popular with the ladies, a lad with the men. Feared for his strength, be it mental or physical, and respected for his kindness. The mere word of his name make girls moist. He is the funniest and most loved of the group, whenever he speaks everyone listens. An Aitor is defiantly NOT one you would want to argue with, but if good friends with him, he will most likely resist from roasting your ass. He would go well with most non-frigid girls but he is never going to last as most hot chick around him might be a bit too much to resist...

Girl 1: Hey did you hear that Aitor is hanging out with us again?
Girl 2: Oh please stop. I already masturbated once today already...

by chickendippnfingerlickngod March 28, 2015

Comfort Actor

A comfort actor is when an actor makes you feel safe and happy when you are upset.

When i feel sad, i think about Tom Hiddleston. He is my comfort actor and he makes me feel happy.

by #alive April 2, 2021

autoralnecrofecophiliac

An individual who masturbates feverishly while crapping into the mouth of a deceased person.

Dude, I hear that Charlie Sheen is an autoralnecrofecophiliac. Yeah. I hear that too. I heard that after Osama bin Laden was killed, Charlie Sheen crapped into his mouth while masturbating feverishly.

by Sick Bastard 1234 June 10, 2011