A pathetic attempt to cover up the loneliness of being single by suggesting a person is happily dating themselves
Tired of the effort it takes to attract another person and maintain a relationship she has become an autoromantic and takes herself out on dates. Then she comes home and tells her cats all about it. It should go without saying but she's also autosexual because she can't dare say she masturbates. That would just be crude.
Someone who enjoys the idea of romance, but does not wish to be a participant in romantic activities / a disconnection between oneself and a romantic target.
" Is Linda aegoromantic?"
"Yes, she likes watching rom-coms but wouldn't want people acting the way that the characters do towards her."
The word “abroromantic” has the same Greekroot as “abrosexual,” suggesting fluidity in attractions, but these terms are different in that one refers to romantic attraction and the other to sexual attraction. A person who is abroromantic may want to have a romantic relationship but not necessarily want to have sex.
Boy: Do you ever plan on having kids with your partner?
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.