sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

aitac

CULTURED MEAT BEEF PATTIES!!!!!

did you see the aitac listening to classical music

by Nitram sicnarf May 11, 2021

artachokie

Random word with the ending chokie used in phrase "okie dokie artichokie". Basically means absolutely nothing.

Friend: Want to go to the store?
Me: Yes!
Friend: Okie dokie artachokie! Will pick you up in 5.

by mickeymouse123456 November 11, 2012

Attached

Can't Let Go Of Someone

I'm Still Attached To Sally😭💔

by Genius_101❤️💁🏻 September 22, 2016

Aitch Phour

The nickname for infamous internet hacker h4voCK. Pronounced "H4," because the first two symbols of h4voCK are H and 4, respectively.

Person 1~ "Man, did you see what Aitch Phour did to that CNN website the other day?"
Person 2~ "Shit, you mean h4voCK? I love that hacker."
Person~ "Yeah, first two letters of h4voCK are h4. Pronounced Aitch-Phour. Get with the program."

by Anon13pointthirtyseven June 21, 2009

Attached to the hip

When two best friends are attached to each other and everyone thinks they’re a couple because of how close they are

Person1: aww look at them they seem like a couple

Person2: yeah I guess they’re attached to the hip

by Your paramour May 20, 2019

premature attachulation

Forgetting to add the attachment to an email before sending it.

Shit! I hit the send button but I forgot to add the pics you asked for. Premature attachulation again.

by Bodnash September 27, 2009