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Airport Atheist

A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.
While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.
by JBray March 8, 2013
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airrocket

A frag with the rocket launcher (quake series) while the enemy is in the air/ airborn (mostly by rocketjumping).
"dude, that was a nice airrocket."
" I pwn, phear meh airrockets."
by mightyflup November 9, 2004
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Airport Walk

A very fast paced walk, almost a run but not quite. Used in airports when you are late to a flight and you don't want to run but need to hustle.
Dude that was so awkward, I turned on my airport walk and got out of there!
by ~~squiggles~~ May 7, 2009
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Airport drunk

When your dropped off at the airport with no kids and no wife, and whilst your drinking you miss your flight.
Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
by KathnPersteph2 March 6, 2020
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airporn booth

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) full-body scanning machine. Of course, if you're hard-up and things did not go well in the airport bathroom glory-hole, you might want to pass on this machine and head straight for the full-body rub (minus happy ending unless you have a great imagination and are 'quick')--aka security 'pat-down.'
Well, I'm at the airport heading for the gate. I took off my shoes, loosened my belt, un-buttoned my shirt and left my underwear at home. Instead of a security pat-down, I am going through the scanner, lovingly referred to as the 'airporn booth,' or 'airporn cube.' Hopefully TSA officers won't detain me after they see my naked junk in the airporn booth, thinking I have two round pieces of C-4 taped to a stick of dynamite!! LOL
by Ignatz Sassafras November 25, 2010
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airport boy

When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again
Omg Ashley remember the airport guy? The one I told you i will probably never see again? I found his instagram!

airport boy- When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again
by guck419 March 16, 2021
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Mole Hare Airport

While often used as a tool in many chemistry classes around the US, Mole Hare Airport is an amazing airport stationed in the woodlands of beautiful Tennessee. It has great food service and a convenient flight schedule!
Next stop, Mole Hare Airport!
Mole Hare Airport is such a great airport! We will be using the flights very soon!

The staff at Mole Hare Airport are the best!
by cutt1efish December 29, 2020
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