captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.

"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"

by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006

Captain Ahab

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.

So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.

by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007

going ahab

When someone is wailing super hard on a guitar.

One might say that they are wailing harder then captain ahab, or "going ahab". In case your completely ignorant, captain ahab is from Moby Dick, and he was hunting a giant whale... or whaling, if you will.

*Kyle is playing Guitar Hero as Adam stares in awe*

Adam: "OMG!! Kyle is playing Bark at the Moon on extreme mode, he's totally going ahab!"
Kyle: "I pwn"

by Adam Zivojnovich July 16, 2008

Captain Ahab

The act of gathering the folds of fat on a whale's (particularily plump girl) stomach and then proceeding to jab them repeatedly with your penis, or 'harpoon', and then hollering "Thar she blows!" as you cum.

One night at the Ol' Slag, me mate,Ishmael, suggested that I "Captain Ahab" the bedraggled sea-whore beached at the table aft ours.

by G. Willakers January 1, 2008

capton Ahab

A skinny guy who bypasses the good looking girl to go after the big fat whale !

Hey adam check out capton Ahab he is at it again with those fatty's over there did you forget to tell him no whaling tonight?

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 19, 2009

Captain Ahab

A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.

Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?

Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.

by Pickled Embryo June 23, 2022

Captain Ahab McGay

1.an insult used to describe a:
-douche bag
-asshole
-faggot
-an all around "fucker"

Shut the fuck up, Captain Ahab McGay!

by nickOlass June 23, 2006