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aftercution

A word used by Jim Howick in a blooper for Horrible Histories, when he just couldn’t remember the term Execution.
Jim: “I’m seriously considering not coming to the next Aftercution”
Ben: “What? What’s an aftercution?”
by The.Llama.Farma May 25, 2021
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Afghani Afterbirth

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.
Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.
by tpatora October 12, 2009
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afterburn

The feeling you get the morning after getting extremely stoned the night before. Somewhat of a confused "not all there" feeling, as if you were still stoned but not.
Damn dude, we just smoked an O last night and I have afterburn.

I think I have afterburn, I got so stoned last night and I can't think straight.
by James Rodrickson December 30, 2008
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afterbirther

One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii
Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen
by jack6128 May 24, 2011
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Alabama afterparty

When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.
Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.
by LilBoiRobby May 29, 2018
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Afternut

When you finish ejaculating and a random nut comes outta nowhere
Oh yes that sex as ve- OH MY GOD that afternut was big
by Healthy nigga June 1, 2018
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Afterbirth

After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.
O my God Pearl, I just took the biggest dump and i feel some afterbirth coming on.
by Charles Yim October 19, 2010
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