redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.

Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

aftergirth

The small amount of sticky, residual semen that comes out of a penis that has ejaculated and since become flaccid. When the penis becomes soft after ejaculation, the urethra becomes less constricted and allows a small amount of seminal fluid to pass through and drip out the tip, sometimes minutes after ejaculation occurs.

I should have waited a while to put my clothes on after that quickie yesterday, my aftergirth made a damp mess of my boxer briefs!

by psychodelick December 14, 2013

afterburner

A fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.

Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.

by RNPS January 13, 2008

Afterwarning

A warning of a past event.

Coined by WeezyWaiter(youtube)

Dave: Dude, why didnt you tell me that my ex was gonna be here?
John:Oh right, afterwarning, your ex is gonna be at the party

Dave: Aww man someone robbed my house
John: Oh yea, you forgot to lock your door
Dave: Thanks for the afterwarning

by Wordlizard July 9, 2010

Aftermunch

The next meal after you have eaten a considerable amount food due to having the munchies.

Tommy - That party last night was super crazy, but I'm pretty hungry now.

Bennet - Yea man, same, I'm about to go schnag the aftermunch as soon as I get home.

by mraahh July 23, 2011

afterburner

<noun>

1. During sexual intercourse, while assuming the missionary or doggie-style position, the male cums and simultaneously cuts a huge fart while lighting it with a match.
Good for an extra inch or two.

"After Jeremy lit an afterburner, all hell broke loose at the Chi-Alpha Homecoming orgy."

by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005

Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.

My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.

by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016