african goggles

Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.

Dude you got one nasty pair of african goggles on you sucka!

by Clyde T. Oris November 16, 2006

African Snowstorm

A phrase used to describe participating in sexual intercourse with 2 or more well pigmented chocolate females, then ejaculating all over them until they turn white and look like they were in a snowstorm

Bro 1: Bro I African snowstormed some bitches last night
Bro 2: brooo sick lemme join in and we can double stuff Oreo next time
Bro 1: alright np i will let u know
Bro 2: thanks brotatochip

by Pussydestroyer42069lmaogg July 24, 2018

Oh, Africa, Brave Africa

Acclaimed New York musical

I saw the Acclaimed New York musical Oh, Africa, Brave Africa. It was a laugh riot.

by american bateman December 19, 2008

Africoon-Americoon

Africoon-Americoon is the latest in politically correct references to a race of beings, many many of whom ain’t cuttin it in society. It has evolved from: negro --> black --> african-american --> africoon-americoon. They have the misconception that these ridiculous titles will somehow GIVE them some kind of dignity. The key word here is ‘GIVE’ and not ‘EARN’. What it actually does is define them as a subculture that most people wish didn’t exist.

Negro, black, african-american, africoon-americoon………. whatever they call themselves, they’re still just niggers.

by The n-i-g-g-e-r Larry Major March 28, 2013

African American

A black person of african descent who is now an american native.

Black Americans who are now citizens or residents of the United States who have origins in any of the black populations of Africa. African American.

by Act right May 22, 2009

African ingenuity

Black excellence, original, creativity, imagination, innovation, and inventive.

African ingenuity built the pyramids by being able to move massive stone blocks across the desert by wetting the sand in front of a contraption built to pull the heavy objects.

by Shen Terrell March 29, 2017

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"

by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010