Affectious

A spreading of affection, similar to infectious.

Man, Ashley sure is affectious.

by PikeltheHero June 24, 2011

Facebook Display of Affection

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.

Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!

by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009

airection

When your trousers crease or bulge near the groin, making it look like an erection.

Samuel sat down and noticed his huge airection, so he straightened out his trousers.

by LemonPotato November 4, 2009

Affectionship

An Affectionship is the in between of friendship and a relationship. You are not boyfriend and girlfriend but nor are you just friends. You have a deep affection for one another but have not yet made it official. An affectionship tends to lead to a serious relationship, so hold off on the DTR and let it take it's course.

Man: Are you and Courtney dating?
Man: Kind of, I really like her but it's more of an affectionship right now.

Woman: Chris just asked me out!
Woman: So what is this??
Woman: It's an affectionship, we like each other.

by lydiebiddie July 14, 2013

Affectionate Bite

An affectionate bite is when the act of biting is performed in such a way that is meant to portray happiness and love to the bitee. It is not intended to harm or injure (although these are possible side effects) but instill friendliness in a oral form.

She affectionatly bit his arm and all was well.

After an affectionate bite, the two strangers became friends and lived happily ever after.

by ~Pretz~ August 11, 2009

abjection

noun. the dramatic human reaction (horror, fainting, vomiting) to something inherently disgusting or threatening.

According to Julia Kristeva, it is caused by a breakdown in meaning caused by the loss of distinction between subject and object, or self and other.

Something that causes abjection is described as 'abject' (adjective). It can also be reffered to as 'the abject' (noun).

That decomposing corpse causes sever abjection!

Her abjection consisted of projectile vomiting.

by bleedingdollies November 16, 2006

Erection Affection

The maximum love of someone/thing to where an erection may occur.

I have an erection affection over tacos

by SquirrelPower January 8, 2009