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Ben Affleck

Used to describe someone with a chin that resembles an ass crack.
What do you think of Lisa?
She's cute but she has a Ben Affleck
by Manbearpig48e January 25, 2015
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afflectation

noun.

turn of phrase or saying that betrays the speaker's idiocy and naivette.

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Alyssa: physical or emotional?

Holden: emotional penetration?

Alyssa: i fell in love hard with Caitlin Brie in high school.

Holden: physical?

Alyssa: we had sex.

Holden: yeah, but not real sex.

Alyssa: i move to have that Afflectation stricken from the record on account of it makes you sound like an asshole.
by Mavelicious April 8, 2009
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ben affleck

verb: to wreck anything by merely loaning your name or persona to it

adjective: cursed, tainted, ruined, spoiled

noun: a talentless pile of flotsam that should soon go away
"I was going to run for a liberal Democrat whiny dog catcher in my home town, but once I found out that Ben Affleck was campaigning for me, I conceded to the retarded lobster who was running against me as I knew that I would lose"

"I found out that the free lunch involved listening to some Amway speaker; what a Ben Affleck that turned out to be"
by OnTheSideOfRight October 4, 2006
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Ben Affleck

When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.
I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?
by MASTERBLASTER69 December 27, 2005
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ben affleck

quite possibly the most talentless actor in hollywood right now. I'd prefer to shove thick needles in my cock, than watch any of his shitty movies like daredevil or gigli. Just because your friends with a talented actor like Matt Damon, doesn't mean you yourself have any acting skill. I wish he would crash his car on I-95 and die...hes also a stupid red sox fan
Dude 1: Let's watch daredevil, it has jennifer garner in it!

Dude 2: no way man, it also has ben affleck...he sucks at acting, I wish he would die
by Not a Wanker/Anti-Wanker March 11, 2008
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Afflecks Palace

Iconic shopping building in Manchester, UK.

Located on the corner of Oldham Street in the Northern Quarter, contains dozens of independent stalls, small shops and boutiques operating in the one building. Well known shoppers such as Noel Fielding and Agnes Deyn.
Let's meet at Afflecks Palace, I need a new jacket.
by sea27 August 14, 2011
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afflecking

Completely ignoring a reasonable argument from someone you disagree with, only to interject with an emotionally charged accusation that the speaker is being gross and racist, when in fact they are being neither gross nor racist.
Ben didn't care to hear what Bill and Sam had to say, he just immediately started afflecking to avoid a rational conversation.
by Dodgethesnail April 20, 2016
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