adfuse

An inability to understand the relationship or connection between two familiar concepts.

Sally: It's so funny how The Matrix Trilogy is just another form of the Resident Evil Trilogy.
Tammy: I'm adfused. What do these two trilogies have in common? I don't see how the two come together.
Sally: They are both trilogies in a post-apocalyptic world.
Tammy: Yeah, I know, but the themes are totally different.

by nefara May 25, 2011

Please be advised

Essentially meaning: "I am an asshole." The beginning words from someone or something that is about to reject, worry or disappoint you.

Please be advised that our policy does not allow us to accept your complaint.

by Bill in AZ February 18, 2013

Please advise

A term often used by the less educated when complaining in order to add emphasis and terror to a normally minor issue. Typically used to boost the complainants self esteem for their lack of education when it comes to reading and writing.

“Hi I ordered 2 ov these and onli got 1 I not happy please advise

by Tonytwotins September 26, 2021

Viewer discretion is advised

The modern-day version of the "ladies and children not admitted" pre-performance advisory-message used by The King and The Duke to lure a larger audience to come and see their pathetically-mediocre shenanigans.

Nobody will ever admit it officially/publicly, of course, but everyone secretly knows that posting da "Viewer discretion is advised" cliché actually has da exact opposite effect for most people --- it makes them all da miore fired up to watch said media! And then of course after it's all over, like as not da viewers bewilderedly glance at each other and say, "That's ALL?! They considered THAT to be too "mature" for younger folks?!?? Why, that wasn't even as bad as da stuff they show middle-school kind in da couyrse of their lessons on history, social studies, science, chemistry, and stuff! Zheeeeesh.... da producers musta given it that rating just to lure people to watch their insipid mundane crap!"

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

advised

Getting savagely drunk.

I proceeded to get advised as soon as we entered the bar.

by DC May 13, 2005

Blokes advise

A social page for beta males

John the beta male crys for attention on blokes advise

by Zubrick November 8, 2018

The Advise Show

A former YouTube channel hosted and created by Phillip Scott where he discusses about stories and issues that affect the black community. Videos consist of potentially racial encounters to news reports and political reports that typically have a negative effect on black people in general. Now it’s called African Diaspora News Channel.

Welcome to the Advise Show, media with the common sense approach.

by Zero2infinity January 27, 2023