Skip to main content

adopt a pop

A beta male who never had kids of their own, but is now caring for the kids of single mother.
Mother say's

I wish I had someone in my life but it's hard for men to stay with me because I'm a package deal with kids.
I need an adopt a pop.
by Nightcrawler March 30, 2023
mugGet the adopt a pop mug.

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020
mugGet the Dick's smoothie and adoption center mug.
Related Words
Adogt Adogtion adopt me! Adopted adoption adopter Adolt Adopt Adogable adoita

Adopt Me

A roblox roleplay game made in 2017 where people are supposed to roleplay and adopt kids, but instead scams each other and beg for pets, and boast their stupid neon shadow dragon.
-Hello, your pet is so cool. Can you adopt me?

-HAHAHA poor noob I will never adopt you
by SaltyMushroom December 5, 2020
mugGet the Adopt Me mug.

adogg

the coolest kid around on a cruise. loves his power rangers, he's a real ladies man. he can dance and sing at any time and place. he's always relaxed. a little creepy sometimes violent. tells fabulous stories. lives dangerously
man this kid on our cruise is such an adogg!
by michigancats November 30, 2010
mugGet the adogg mug.

Adopting Affectations

"I sayeth good sir, why art thou adopting affectations towardeth me?"
by Carter August Reich June 23, 2005
mugGet the Adopting Affectations mug.

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once
Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber
by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013
mugGet the Adoptive muscle memory mug.

adog mobile

the shittiest of the shittiest trucks made of duct tape elmors glue and refrigerator parts . breaks down every weekend while he thinks hes rolling coal but its really his motor on fire. he has to crank it with an anchor and sticks his foot out to slow it down his blinker is his hand and his doors are microwave doors and his steering wheel is a tire. he has to push it to start and has to sit on his shifter and bounce up and down to shift truck shakes like its having a seizure and is a gay bbc magnet
by Adog mobile hater May 10, 2021
mugGet the adog mobile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email