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Adheela

Has the most amazing eyes that you can never get bored looking at. Owner of the most beautiful and infectious smile, you can't help but smile everytime she does. She will always be there for you. Her personality and humour is guaranteed to make keep you wanting more of her. Has a body that could make a goddess jealous. Booty outa this world! Perfection is an understatement. The most beautiful, amazing, kind hearted, sweetest, sexiest and hottest person to ever walk on the earth.
My hope, my only wish is Adheela
by Labrynthh July 30, 2019
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adhesh

A person thats very attractive and sobering every girl would fall for. Has a good sense of humour that will please most people except people that could get offended quite easily. You can count on him for secrets you want no one else knowing and having favours done when you need them the most. Will have your back if you get into an argument. Could be quite violent if agitated so its best to be mindful of what your saying.
adhesh helped his friend declan when he hell off his bike showing his great affection towards his fellow companions he sees as family.
by DJOrangeWilson September 15, 2020
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Adheepa

A black person who gets bullied by his white friends.
Adheepa
by RandomBlackPersonWithAName November 23, 2020
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Vaginal Adhesive

When a woman's vaginal fluid becomes so old and corroded that it actually becomes an adhesive; losing it's lubrication aspect completely.
Usually existing in elderly women, but more often today in younger, due to excessive vaginal fissures, corrupting the fluid secreting glands.
1. Unfortunate Male: "Man, I knew I should of brought Lube, your grandmother's moldy gaping vagina was so dry and full of Vaginal Adhesive that it tore so much flesh from me that it looks like I have a canine penis."

2. Gangsta: "Yo momma is so old her vagina covers even the most erect, wet and juiciest of thick pulsating dick in a Vaginal Adhesive so powerful it tares it clean off and glues it inside her forever."

3. Unmoist Young Woman: "Doctor, every-time me and my boyfriend make love, afterwords his penis looks and feels as if it was sunburned, or suffering a painful rug burn. Sometimes a thin skin layer even peels off it!"

Doctor: "It sounds like you've developed the first stages of a Vaginal Adhesive. You could use more artificial lubrication to lessen the effects, but it would only be temporary and still contain a mild sticky, gooey sensation. The only permanent cure known, is sex with Chuck Norris.
His huge, highly advanced and penis and seminal glands are capable of permanently moistening and lubricating the dryest and stickiest of vaginal canals.
Paris Hilton was cured of her Vaginal Adhesive problems with this method, when her natural lubricating fluids were diminished from overuse, as well of multiple lacerations from thick turbo endowed black genitalia that didn't have time to heal between sessions.
All-though the Chuck Norris treatment is highly expensive, but it saved her 50,000 dollars a year on lube products."
by Liquid Pie February 25, 2009
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Adheezing

Synonymous with adhering, but in a Uber-ghetto kind of way.
Architect: “Yo, this wack-Mora flooring isn’t adheezing to the concrete!”

General Contractor: “True that, the manufacturer’s moisture requirements are rishmokulous!”
by Juanny92 May 9, 2008
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SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)

When ones scrotum rubs against the inner thigh creating an unpleasant burning sensation
Dude, do you have any baby powder I have SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)
by Lil 21 Dragon Breath April 13, 2020
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adhesive

adj.
1.Tending to adhere; sticky.
2.Gummed so as to adhere.
3.Tending to persist; difficult if not impossible to shake off: “He feels an adhesive dread, a sudden acquaintance with the . . . darker side of mankind” (George F. Will).
n.
1.A substance, such as paste or cement, that provides or promotes adhesion.
1.Gaby used an adhesive glue to shut Nat lips together so he'd shut the fuck up about the 'wet birds don't fly at night' theory in his own science physics experiments.

2.Adhesitology and Animal psycology have strong metaphorical links in this theory.
by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006
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