Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.
by TaDongle May 28, 2008
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Bill Compton took over his family home after one of his relatives died. He began renovations assuming that the Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA) would pass. (characters in True Blood)
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No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
The Third Amendment gets so lonely; no one seems to care as passionately about this one as the others.
by fduck January 8, 2004
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Prohibits states from denying citizens "Equal Protecton" of law.
States cannot take someone's life, liberty, or property without "Due Process of Law"
Prohibits states from denying citizens "Equal Protecton" of law.
States cannot take someone's life, liberty, or property without "Due Process of Law"
by Marcos1779 January 1, 2006
Get the 14th amendment mug.In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
This ensures that all trespass fines collected By the Holy Okie will never be considered worthy of counter-suits for the fines fall short of twenty dollars by the amount of a single McKinney Penny. If a suit is filed all that may be collected is A Penny for every twenty that is being sought. example: If the suit is for $100 then only a Nickle can be recovered.
This ensures that all trespass fines collected By the Holy Okie will never be considered worthy of counter-suits for the fines fall short of twenty dollars by the amount of a single McKinney Penny. If a suit is filed all that may be collected is A Penny for every twenty that is being sought. example: If the suit is for $100 then only a Nickle can be recovered.
Bill: Hey, Jim I heard you were suing that Totalitarian tyrant Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Lord Bud to recover those fines for trespass, how did it go?
Jim: I combined six years of fines so the amount would be in excess of twenty dollars but because of his 7th amendment rebuttal I could only recover a Nickle. Damn common law keeps protecting that tyrant and the jury was laughing the whole time.
Jim: I combined six years of fines so the amount would be in excess of twenty dollars but because of his 7th amendment rebuttal I could only recover a Nickle. Damn common law keeps protecting that tyrant and the jury was laughing the whole time.
by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022
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“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”
by PyroSabr July 3, 2022
Get the Second Amendment mug.an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate
i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.
by TheIronTangerine June 5, 2007
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