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Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.
Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.
by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019
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Accolading

My father was always accolading.
by Wes2mone June 20, 2020
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phallus accusation

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.
"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."
by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012
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Pre-Mature Send-aculation

When you accidentally send a text or e-mail without any attachment you meant to attach, or anything that you meant to write
Sorry I sent you the e-mail without the documents, I had Pre-Mature Send-aculation and hit enter before I attached the documents.
by Maheine Asmelly May 9, 2011
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Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.
by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004
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accusationalist

A person who makes baseless accusations towards others in effort to claim a subjective moral high-ground in an attempt to win an argument by default, while discrediting the other person as biased. The accusations are intended to be extremely insulting to slander your character, and incite others into believing that you're a person that carries no societal value.

An accusationalist is often unwilling to justify their position and is usually incapable of divorcing emotion from their argument. Their accusations towards others are formed by their own prejudice and bias, and generalize the opposing point of view as entirely invalid due to their superior "self-approved" morals.

Ironically, an accusationalist's accusations towards others are exclusionary, racist in their own right. They will attempt to discredit your position based on your race, gender, sexual orientation, socioeconomic status, or age.

Common accusations are: Racist, Bigot, Hitler, Nazi, Anti-<race/group of people>, <race/group of people>-hate, Sexist, Misogynist, Xenophobic, Islamophobic, Homophobic, Transphobic, Nazi, Supremacist, Alt-Right, Trumper, Boot-licking, Bible-thumping, Capitalist, Warmongering, Boomer, Gun-Loving, Republicunt

Other accusations can include, and are not limited to: Socialist, Communist, Snowflake, Zoomer, Pedophile loving, Anti-American (obviously can be expanded), Gun-Hating, "On Welfare," Libtard
Left-Winger: Jordan Peterson is an absolute fucking Nazi, and the world would be better if he died when he got sick because he's anti-trans and racist. Mis-gendering is violence! Jordan Peterson is actually worse than Hitler.

Right-Winger: No, you fucking Commie! You just want to melt all genders together so it fucks up kids minds so they're easier to bone, you pedo lover.

Left-Winger: I saw that political sign in your yard last year. No one cares what you have to say because you are straight and a RAAACISTTT. Fucking gun-toting alt-right Cis-white male.

Right-Winger: ???????? You're white too, Tanner.

Rational Person: You're both being accusationalists, by throwing around baseless insults to win an emotionally-charged argument. I wish you all would just stop arguing and talk with each other without getting offended. It's okay to believe in something and take a stance; but, that's not an excuse to hurl around your own ideas as if their supremely correct. We won't solve any problems we face as a society unless we stop hating each other and start working together. You two really need to take a deep breath, relax, and remember that you live next door to each other. All of our kids ride the same school bus.
by Everyone just CHILL OUT November 30, 2022
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accusational-confessions

A subconscious act when persons indirectly accuse you for something they have done. For example: a boyfriend accusing you for cheating, when in fact they are the one whose having an affair.
" Do not bother interrogating him, 'accusational-confessions' will tell on himself for where the money was spent."
by Cuntstina June 10, 2019
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