Alston

A crued, sexy and hot guy.. He dont take a lot of shit. Hes a pimp in his own way... Loves to fuck, and ALWAYS has some hoes around him. Hes the type of guy who will do anything in the world for you but if you get too close, he'll push you away. But hes an awesome guy. Instead of compliments and sorrow, he will insult you, but only if he likes you. Only if he hates you will he be nice to you. He is usually a juggalo. He is also pretty smart, and usually he's nice. but not all the time.

girl: "Alston is so cool!"
guy: "i know! i wish i was Alston!"

by taytayluvr13 December 21, 2012

Abstinence

Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.

Abstinence is not always for religious reasons.

by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

Astonbomber

Astonbomber is a content creator on the platform YouTube who has over 500 subscribers. He mainly uploads Dinosaur World Mobile on the platform ROBLOX. In Dinosaur World Mobile, you start as a small dinosaur and research bigger and stronger dinosaurs in order to increase your chances of survival as you explore the world and interact with others. Astonbomber usually uploads memes onto the channel about this game.

omg that astonbomber guy?? i looooooooveeee his videos!!

hey yall its me astonbomber, I bet you want me to add you and I sure can! B)

by RachelTheGreatest2212 February 22, 2022

astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

auston

amazing guy that you will love nomatter what he does

ahh auston always makes me feel better :)

by brokenheart01 June 15, 2010

Auston

A mysterious epic guy who is extremely good at video games and has a nice smile

The cooler form of the name "Austin"

The guy you wish you were like but aren't

A great Troll and undefeatable

GreatGmaezLps: Why is he trolling me so hard?

SkittleGamer9: He's just an Auston

by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013