self absorbed

Confidence and self-absorption rooted in narcissism are not the same: first, narcissism is self-focused while confidence considers the wellbeing of others.
You self absorbed and pretentious! I know iv fallen into your trap a few times
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self-absorbed

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.
Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!
by Shameless Plug January 12, 2004
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self-absorbed

A condition where there are two possiblities. you have either simple haughtiness and arrogance, the more commonly implied meaning. however there are those who have an equally obnoxious affect, but which comes not from pride, rather their constant exclusive occupation with their own feelings. Theirs is not the slight narcissism of the former, rather one who has a graduated notion of the sanctity of their own emotions.
Every time I open my mouth, the guy cringes at some perceived insult or lack of regard for his notion of social delicacy. I find when he finally opens his mouth that he is not totally without compassion, but just that his compassion extends mostly to himself, that he is self-absorbed, and frankly, wretched.
by hfontana July 27, 2016
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Hulu and absorb

A variation of Netflix and chill made specifically for kinky individuals that prefer male-to-male and/or female-to-female action.
*Mother calls son*
Mother: What are you up to?
Son: I am really busy. I am about to Hulu and absorb.
Mom: Okay
by Queefology March 02, 2020
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Cock Absorber

A girl that is rather ‘sluttish’ and has sex with strangers often. Also known as a thot or slag.
Ellie: OMG Maisie had sex for the 7th time today!?
Lily: what the fuck?? She’s such a cock absorber
by Maisies Biggest fan March 26, 2019
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shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.
Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?
by geekJoeB August 20, 2019
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Absorbent Taco

Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.
This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.
by MyDadHitsMe October 25, 2017
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