absofuckinglutley

When something is so beyond true that it is ludicrous to think anything else.

Woman: "Am I still Bangable"?
Man: "absofuckinglutley"

by Dudemanpp July 16, 2016

absofuckinglutely

1) hellz yeah!

2) so absolute, it's fucking crazy.

1) You wanna go hit downtown?
Absofuckinglutely!

2) Einstein was a genius.
Absofuckinglutely!

by reesesx3ramen November 29, 2009

absofuckinglutely

absofuckinglutely...adverb: a word created to add significant emphasis when supporting something that is held in the highest regard.

Fred: "Hey Frank, are you traveling to a spot where you can see 100% of the total eclipse of the sun on August 21, 2017?" Frank: "Absofuckinglutely"!!!

by hvygee July 3, 2017

absofuckinglutely

to use in those moments when some people just lack the common sense to know what your reply will be to something they said

justin: why do people make such a big deal out of things?
maiya: i don't know bro but its absofuckinglutely wack

by okaybuddy420 May 12, 2020

Absofuckinlootly

Most certainly, absolutely , yes- with just a slight undertone of “fuck yeah!”.

Less formal than “Okey-dokey”.

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? Absofuckinlootly!!

by jimmaayy June 26, 2022

Absofuckinglutely

An expression that denotes certainy in a way deliverable only by Mr Big.

"Will you marry me?"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"

by Charlotte June 8, 2004

absofuckinglutely battyfied

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts

guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!

by michael 123 January 15, 2008