Asehole

The coolest guy You can find, usually by the bar or around back smokin a fatty. He's usually smokes weed. He makes his name known to the whole world in the most mysterious ways, Could even be though the internet....

I come here every night and this Asehole always got all the bitches and he's so damn cool... I hate my life..I wish i was him.

by Asehole October 14, 2009

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Asehole

An internet meme for a typical pedophile on any and all message boards. A user becomes an ASEhole when it becomes obvious they have a special affection towards younger members of said forum.

"Spek you're being such an ASEhole today, quit flirting with those thirteen year old girls."

by von1945 July 21, 2009

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Acehole

A hypocritical, illiterate, autistic, alcoholic blowhard who thinks he/she is a genius but actually suffers from delusions of grandeur and over-inflates self importance and worth to society. The Acehole is indigenous to Southern California, a place they have never left or lived outside of but somehow they are an expert on foreign cultures/practices/norms.

I was such an acehole when I destroyed Gavin Newsom for not having the modality to be wired like I am. It's weird, right? Family and Education!

by sirroclife August 17, 2018

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Abshole

An asshole deserving his name by showing off his abs in almost every situation, like on the photos or when naked with friends/chicks, etc. Abshole is usually very proud of having abs and therefore doesn't mind slouching or generally having an awkward posture caused by flexing his abs.

- Person 1: Mike has cool abs in his profile photos.
- Person 2: Abshole.
- Person 1: Envious?
- Person 2: No, he is just abshole. Look how awkwardly bowed he is just to show off.

by kovarov April 13, 2014

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