Definitions by Asehole
Asehole
The coolest guy You can find, usually by the bar or around back smokin a fatty. He's usually smokes weed. He makes his name known to the whole world in the most mysterious ways, Could even be though the internet....
Andrew
The best at everything known to man, created by General Custard in the 1800's, He's half man, half robot, half penis. He was created with the voice of angels and the strength of Hercules. He is most remembered for beating Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling championship. He once saved the world from aliens only to have sex with their women, he is man, he is everything, he is the one....
Jen
The best thing that ever happened to me, My favorite mistake, the one who got away. The angel to my nightmares, You awake every morning, thinking of your love, having dreams of them all night, the pain of separation searing your heart every time a site or smell brings back the nostalgia of your last encounter. Daydreaming, constantly thinking "I wish they were here so I could share this moment" even when watching Family Guy or walking the dog. The consuming fire within the heart for even one more moment with ones love that defies rational thought, knowing full well, one moment would never be enough, yearning for eternity together. The only girl I truly love and will always miss.... You Know Who You Are...