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Abandonment 

Your darkest fear. If you feel like you might be abandoned, tell the person that you think might abandon you about it or seek professional help with a therapist. Take my advice as a friend who won´t abandon you, but is there for you even if I´m not there.
You: I´m worried about abandonment and everyone I know leaving me...
Me: Don´t worry, I´ve got your back, internet stranger!

Abandonware Down 

Literally translates to "Not crack up".
Said when something is not funny.
The opposite of crack up.

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Created by finding the opposite of crack(ed) which is obviously abandonware & the opposite of up which has to be down.
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I'm all out of weed and there is no where to get anymore = ABANDONWARE DOWN!
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Bob: "hey dude stop dumping stuff all over the place"

John: "I dump that stuff right there for you"

Bob: "Abandonware Down!!!"

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Bob: "Did you see that homey on the computer poking the
screen with his back-seat browser brothers bothering everyone?"

John: "Yea it's abandonware down all-right
Abandonware Down by TAJNOST November 14, 2011

abandoned shit 

While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.
I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.
abandoned shit by dzallah1 August 21, 2011

Cart Abandonment 

While grocery shopping you have a sudden gut bomb attack and have to leave your cart to run for the restroom.
Vicki! I had Cart Abandonment at Cosco again . I really need to cut down on the ruffage.

Wreck ASS Abandonment

What Moves You After A Big Fish Dinner
He had a huge piece of salmon for dinner.
Twenty minutes later it was "Wreck ASS Abandonment"

Abandoned 

left and not wanted, not used, or no longer needed
an abandoned car/house
The child was found abandoned but unharmed.
There was an abandoned grocery cart in the middle of the road.
Boy 1: I can’t believe you abandoned that child
Boy 2: didn’t like it mate