assy mcpopop

The stupid nickname my dad gave himself when he was tripping on adderol.

Me: Dad can you pick me up from softball?
Dad: (no answer)
Me: Assy McPopop can you pick me up from softball?
Dad: No problem.

by Assy McPopop September 29, 2017

aass

A Norwegian company that sells beer

"Do you want Aass beer?"
"Yes I do want Aass beer!"

by The Red Moon January 17, 2020

assyrian car wash

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,

I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.

by RobertOfLocksley August 3, 2015

assycorn

when your corn is assy because it came out of your ass

"i ate so much corn earlier that i am going to have ASSYCORN later for sure!"

by h8inbernie4eva March 16, 2010

Assyrian Girl

A middle-eastern girl with big brown eyes, dark hair,
and a bright smile. She is constantly mistaked for being persian. She is for the most part good and sweet. She is known throughout the assyrian community and loved. If there's anyone who can dance Sheykhaneh, Its her.

Arbella: Dude, Shamiran is so nice, she helps ppl out anyone who needs her help.
Sargon: classic assyrian girl, always helping out.

by nahrina October 5, 2009

Assymptitties

The ratio of Ass to Titties that exists for all real numbers except for a point

"Hey professor, do you know how to find the Assymptitties of my dad's dead ex?

by Fearbacon123 December 8, 2020

aasiya

a very unique person due to their name.
very funny and confident. never lets other people’s opinions affect the way they see themselves or others

“that girl aasiya is amazing”

by hello-everyone February 22, 2019