August

The most beautiful amazing woman in the entire universe who makes my entire life and without her I would have no reason to live.

Damn, August is so beautiful
Yeah, August is amazing

by ShardsOfSilk February 27, 2012

August

The name of a big guy with enormous balls. Also a definisjon for a greek god. In 1647 he killed a whole army of germans with just his bear hands.

Selena Gomez: "August is so f*cking digg"

by Clitt oris November 14, 2019

August

A tall strapping man. Augusts are known for their ability to make friends and make people feel included. He is known for being the gayest straight man you will meet. He loves to get couples together. Augusts are also fantastic at orienteering. He is always selfless and loves to make jokes. August is always kind and very loyal to friends and family. He will always defends what he believes in. He is a great friend to have.

Girl 1: the guy is amazing at orienteering .
Girl 2: his name is august and he is single and ready to mingle.

by PrincessVespa123456789 June 11, 2022

August

A guy who died because he was thrown out a window.

Haha remember the guy who got thrown out the window? Oh yeah August

by Shuishiexploding April 4, 2022

auguste

the best guy ever he is the best everyone loves him
especially good at rugby.

person 1:hey do you know auguste?
person 2: yeah great guy very good at rugby.

by the month October 27, 2019

August

That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.

Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!

by G-Stein May 20, 2007

August

Has a 7’ dick and make chad look like a virgin. All the women he walks by become wetter than the pacific and he seduces Christoffer’s mom every night. August is the defenition of a bog cock giga chad alpha male. All of the girls want to be his GF. August gets new BJ’s every day by a different woman each time ( because he likes to share).

Damn August is such a giga chad he makes christoffer look liek sich a loser when he walks by him.

Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August

by PussySlayer69(August) February 27, 2021