assritis

arthritis of the ass (i.e. the tailbone).
quite literally a pain in the ass.

My assritis is acting up from sitting on this hard chair all day.

by txblueyes April 19, 2011

assriel

weird periodt.

she’s weird I guess she’s a assriel.

by Bella ring ring ding dong May 5, 2022

you will be assimilated

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

by TokJK September 8, 2006

assimilation by the Borg

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

by eeeeeee July 13, 2006

assdimples

dimples on the lower back just above the ass only available on hot bitches who are in shape

hey look at that hotty she's got sexy assdimples

by stinkfoot December 9, 2008

assripper

A super loud fart!

OMG Melody! LMFAO that was an assripper.

by G.Howie Fartz June 1, 2013

pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate

A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.

Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.

Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.

by mrkrypto June 30, 2011