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assclown 

Someone who is an ass, but is disguised a person who is cute and funny. Their true spirit is less Ronald McDonald and more Stephen King's It.
Eric was a such charmer on the surface but he soon revealed himself to be a real assclown.
assclown by authenticme November 15, 2012

Assclown 

A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.
"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"
Assclown by Capt. Save-A-Ho April 4, 2009

Assclown 

Noun:

1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.

2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.
Room reg: Look! Our resident assclown just came in! Everyone initialize your perma-mute button, as he's going to do nothing more than troll and flood the chat with his foul mouth and stupidity.

Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.
Assclown by The Saucy One November 23, 2009

Assclown 

Heres the REAL definition of assclown...
Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.
Neutron: How much for a beer?
Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN
Assclown by nirvvboner October 30, 2010

Assclown 

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two.
In a "no surprise" decision, Assclown President Trump was bitch slapped by the 9th District Court of Appeals and schooled in basic 5th grade civics over his Executive Order banning travel from 7 mostly Muslim countries.
Assclown by BugEyeVan February 10, 2017

Assclown 

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually

pretends to be a know-it-all,often

enhancing their stories,knowledge,

experience,and every thing in between

with pure bullshit.

E.g Jimmy Kimmel.
Assclown by Dunkaroo2 May 23, 2018