An ass baby is relating to the situation when one deficates and in small chunks rather than one long piece.
by Milton-Dj-Fury August 03, 2006
In ancient Norwegian history there was a story of a troll so ugly no other troll or anything of nature would touche it. This troll than went to a Norwegian Viking Metal Festivial. It met the most beautiful viking metalist it had ever saw. The troll tried talking to the man but the man refused to such a hidous creature. The troll than became very angry, and we all know when trolls get angry: They get HORNY! So the troll than went in the mans trailer which in that time was a wagon with 2 oxens. She filled the vikings gaunlet (because vikings drank from gaunlets at the time) with booze. She than hid under the vikings rock-like bed. Very thirsty the man than drank the whole gauntlet. He became very drunk. Than the troll leaped out from under the bed and became walking towards the viking. The viking saw the most beautifullest tree he had ever seen (because in those times vikings dated trees) They began to express their love for each other. The viking than started to have anal sex with the troll. Being very very turned on the troll than took it's hand and shoved it up the vikings ass. In this process troll fungus leaked out from her fingernails. It was a long night for those too. The viking than woke up the next morning. He procedeed to the bathroom to take some herbs for he had an extreme headache. All of a sudden he had the most strangest feeling in his stomach. He rushed over to the toliet and pulled his furrs down. He was screaming in agony as his vowels pushed out whatever was in his rectum. After about a half an hour of this unbelieveable pain he herd something crying. He pulled up his furrs and look in the toliet. He saw the most hidious thing in his entire life. He than looked in his rock bed to find the mother of this hidious creature lieing in his bed smoking a racoon. "YOUR THE FATHER OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NORWEGIAN ASS BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN!" she said.
That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.
That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.
by Killa Chris February 06, 2007
big ass baby mean someone who means a lot to you and who is bigger then you and someone you can hold when you need it..
that's my big ass baby he my everything
by jjlilkid2 June 29, 2017
When your an adult and you can't act your age, or, you can not for the life of you handle your alcohol.
When you see a man acting like a child and they are definitely an adult. When you see a drunk man trying to fight everyone. Then you call them a Grown Ass Baby Manchild.
by BerryBitch December 21, 2012
A baby that is conceived via anal sex gone wrong. When the semen is ejaculated into the asshole it inadvertently drips down and enters the vagina, resulting in the conception of a baby.
by KGR February 10, 2008
Kim is an ass crack baby
by hoyobuster1000 October 24, 2013