workman or other assorted 'macho man' who can drink white hot freshly poured coffee, immediately and not even wince!!
i was marveling at asbestos mouth as he chug-a-lugged his coffee right down, while mine was only half cooled!!
don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!
don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
what you say to describe that is so shit that it is the best at
being the shittest and most bomb
it derives from the court case of asbestos victims who were left with no words to describe the tyranny of the companies
being the shittest and most bomb
it derives from the court case of asbestos victims who were left with no words to describe the tyranny of the companies
by iambastard August 24, 2010
jojo siwa is the asbestos queen. this is after her Claire's makeup products were found to contain asbestos.
you: hey, did you hear how jojo siwa's makup contains asbestos?
me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!
me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!
by ripfreespeech May 11, 2020
That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.
"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."
"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."
"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."
"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."
"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."
"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."
"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."
"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."
"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."
by Etymondeo August 09, 2024
A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.
Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot
Other beta: shut up faggot
by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024
Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.
by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021
by dcupdel March 30, 2020