Absolutely Flabulous

1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

2) A backhanded compliment.

"OI! Absolutely Flabulous!"

"What do you think?"
"Absolutely flabulous mate"

by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008

absolutely fucking ridiculous

beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.

A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

by Janjann November 2, 2013

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

absolutely not

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020

y'absolutely

Contraction for 'yes, absolutely!'

Dan: Penny, can i call you?

Penny: Y'absolutely!

by Tiggerdell February 21, 2011

Your absolutely right

1. What 'you're absolutely right' looks like when you say it sarcastically to someone who's probably giving you advise you've probably heard (and ignored) multiple times before, or they just don't know what they're talking about.

2. Your idea of what's right. Your ideology. Your NORMVL.

3. Derived from /you're absolutely right/, just without the apostrophe and the 'e', which turns it into "your", which suggests ownership, so 'Your' idea of what's 'absolutely right'. "My absolutely right".

Dude 1: Bru I think if you made just one trap song, just one, I promise people will really mess with your stuff.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Damn, your absolutely right Dude 1!

by Lwansta May 21, 2018

absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009