apple pie

1) adj. A bunch of crap; foolishness.

2) n. A person who is full of it, or has no clue as to what they are talking about.

Person 1 - "What's this lecture about?"
Person 2 - *shrugs* "I dunno, sounds like a bunch of apple pie to me..."

by rZsquared March 1, 2011

apple pie

when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.

I know you want my apple pie.

by hannah March 29, 2004

apple pie

The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".

Example 1 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*

Example 2 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.

Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*

by Mr. Potatoes [Real] December 29, 2016

Apple Pie

A female mac user.

"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."

by Magsalicious March 28, 2009

Apple Pie

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

by We are ONE June 11, 2011

apple pie

to poop in a pie container and putting the "apple pie" in the oven for a delicous aroma around your home.

ME- "i made your house smell like apple pie."

FRIEND- " it smells like baked shit!"

by xxTV82xx February 22, 2011

apple pie

Deviant's sex toy.

Like warm apple pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(Check your slice for hairs!)

by aereilly August 3, 2003