Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse

Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
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by Hans Niemann September 14, 2022

Anal Beads

1.Great toy for children 3+.

2.Great toy for adults 18 -29

For Christmas I got Billy some anal beads for him and his kindergarten class

by Saucey69 August 18, 2017

anal bead

a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way

C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!

by D-Nasty! May 09, 2009

anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

by Friday13 September 06, 2010

Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.

I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.

by Adrian October 15, 2003

Anal bead

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

anal beads

a set of beads you shove up your ass and you pull them out

omg those anal beads felt good

by kyliesavagebitch445 June 03, 2018