Altima Telecom

When you get terrible ping during the middle of a multiplayer match.

I'm sorry guys, I just got terribly Altima Telecomed on.

by omegavermillion February 9, 2022

Nissan Altima

usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree

that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.

Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!

by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023