Almamy

The name Almamy is a strong African name. The names means solider or a religious leader for Muslims. The name is also used for common names mostly in Africa.

My friend Almamy is so strong.
The Almamy will lead us in our church
The Almamy is very good in the army.

by CbabyGbabyCK December 22, 2009

Andrew Almanza

Pro skateboarder secretly married to Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is secretly married to pro skateboarder Andrew Almanza

by Justinb123 July 12, 2016

almabread

The best kind of bread. Also used to describe the amount of bread one has.

"Get away from the bread cabinet, that's almabread and sum my potatoes!"

by Alma R. April 10, 2008

Belcalis Almanzar

Cardi B's real name. Commonly used as a joke.

I said belcalis almanzar and my furniture started floating.

by Ms.Keisha_is_dead August 20, 2020

alma maybe

a school, college, or university which one is currently attending

Jody: Does Ivy Tech even have sports teams?
Julie: Hey don't make fun of my alma maybe.

by MelvinD January 12, 2009

Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

Almando

Amazing person to be around and will always be there for you. Almando will always make sure your okay. He is great to talk to, but he will put you in your place if you cross him.

Look at that almando

by Dat gal boo July 21, 2018