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affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds
by shnackn March 6, 2019
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Affection Tourist

Similar to a convenience friend, an affection tourist is someone who circulates around friend groups, focussing on particular individuals for as long as that person gives them affection/attention.

Usually an affection tourist will latch on to those who invest in the tourists well-being and/or emotional state. It is rare for an affection tourist to invest back.

Sometimes an affection tourist will target someone new when they need something, like they break up with their partner and need some sympathy. In this situation, they will be super friendly to the target, becoming their temporary best friend until their affection needs are met and move on to the next target, usually quite suddenly.

Once the continued affection is depleted/starts to wane, or someone else offers attention, the affection tourist moves on and barely speaks to the previous person for some considerable time, not out of dislike for that person but just because they can't be bothered as that person has nothing to offer the tourist.
"Sarah? Yeah we used to hang out all the time, but she's an affection tourist. She hasn't called me in months. She spends all her time with Jane now."

"James broke up with his boyfriend last week. I hadn't heard from him in months, but suddenly he's all about hanging out with me and doing stuff. It's great but I'm not holding out much hope of it lasting because he's just an affection tourist. I'm sure he'll find someone else to be best friends with soon."
by AnonyX99 December 14, 2013
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Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.
Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!
by Snivvels November 3, 2015
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affection acknowlegement

The act of acknowleging an outcast, loner, or some one whom has experienced a humelliating event with affection. It is often non-sexuel and present in movies aimed at teens. It includes pecks on the cheek, non sexuel touching and rubbing, hugs and assuring phrases like are you ok? you want some thing to eat? you'll be alright, your so pretty, etc, Maybe performed by a man or a women, it may be performed on a women or a man.
thomas is blushing i think he got some affection acknowlegement from his girl-friend after he got his ass kicked.

I think he's just giving her affection acknowlegement to get in her pants.

I can't believe sam is giving that freak affection acknowlegement.
by love is the answear April 23, 2010
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Affection Block

When you intentionally or unintentionally talk about how someone else is attractive towards someone who has affections for you and vice versa, commonly ending in the other person becoming upset or pagro.
-Affection Block in action-
Boy: My celebrity crush is G. Hannelius. She's super gorgeous.
Girl: I see..
by KoolDashKid November 22, 2017
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Affection Whore

Alternative Version of the so called Attention whore

Gives you similes and is flattered when you give them back. Loves to receive all kinds of affection, so long as it does not touch her daddy issues.

In opposite to the pure attention whore is it important to her that the feedback is positive. She is also much more passive and less seeking for attention.

In general, you can cal her a mild, passive form of the attention whore.

Similar is, that she will turn you her back in no time, once you 'crossed the line'

Crossing the line is easy as showing more feelings as wanted (see section above, daddy issues)
She is clearly seeking affection and is scared to spend it back, as there is too less of it

Such an affection whore
by ShalokShalom December 11, 2018
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Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.
by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014
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