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Actual Wall

A wall. Due to facebook, when someone refers to their wall people think of their facebook wall. This quite literally an "actual wall".
I just put up this huge picture of Justin Bieber on my wall. You know, my actual wall.
by kallsieland2 March 10, 2011
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Actual Friends with Benefits

People who are friends first and foremost, but also engage in sexual activity without romantic involvement. There is no intention to ever become a couple or to ever stop being friends, though the benefit of sex may stop at any time.

AWFB cannot be used in place of Fuck Buddies like how FWB is often used, as AFWB is specific to people who would still hang out as real friends if sex was no longer an option. Aka, they're actual friends.
My Actual Friends with Benefits (AFWB) was coming over to catch up on life, help me do my taxes, and bang. But then they found someone they want to start a relationship with, so now we're only catching up and doing my taxes.
by Unique Pseudonym January 12, 2021
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Actual Nazi

An actual Nazi is somebody who actually supports Adolf Hitler's ideology that:
1) White people (or else certain subraces of white people) are the "master race" and that the state should ensure its national demographics belong homogeneously to that category;
2) The state should further persecute Jews as a fundamental threat to the race and nation.

The rules are simple: if you support both 1) and 2), you're an actual Nazi; if you don't, you aren't. (If you support only one of them you are definitely either a racist or an anti-Semite, but not a Nazi.)

This term is strictly reserved for people who seriously support Nazi ideology because the terms Nazi and fascist alone are abused so often (to refer to whomever the user dislikes or disagrees with) that they've practically lost all meaning in serious political discourse.
Donald Trump is not an actual Nazi.
Stephen Miller is not an actual Nazi.
George Bush is not an actual Nazi.
Liberals are not actual Nazis.
Conservatives are not actual Nazis.
Communists are not actual Nazis.
Antifa are not actual Nazis.
Your English teacher is not an actual Nazi.

Adolf Hitler was an actual Nazi.
Joseph Goebbels was an actual Nazi.
George Lincoln Rockwell was an actual Nazi.
Richard Spencer is an actual Nazi.
Marian Kotleba is an actual Nazi.
Jobbik are actual Nazis.
The alt-right are actual Nazis.
The Golden Dawn are actual Nazis

Milo Yiannopolous and Steve Bannon *might* be actual Nazis.
by Expert on all things Nazi August 30, 2018
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Actual Factual Fact

Actual Factual Fact is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

It's abreviuated to AFF
"I've had too much to drink. Actual Factual Fact"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"
by jwbulmer January 16, 2010
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actual fuck

As opposed to a figurative fuck.
After the Orlando shooting, Sophia Bush tweets Donald Trump, "Shut the actual fuck up!"
by VanderV February 12, 2017
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ACTUAL JOELLE

Joelle is a really weird but nice (I guess) kid who is addicted to anime and who helps people in science class. She acts chill and has weird humor but she's actually very emo depressed. She has good grades. Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you. Pretends she's quiet but blows up like when you put eggs in a microwave (totally not a personal experience because I'm TOTALLY awesome at cooking). VERY dirty minded friends which makes you feel bad for her. Short stack. Not capping. Says "ok?" a lot to make herself look cool
Me: Actual Joelle how are you?
Actual Joelle: Okay?
by ANIME ADDICTION October 10, 2021
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Actual Barker

Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.
Jo: OMG check out that dog!
Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing?
Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker
by Joelywh December 4, 2007
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