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Free Speech Absolutist

The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.
I am a Free Speech Absolutist but orange man should be hanged.
by darth leia September 3, 2018
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absoludicridiculous

a combination of "absolutely," "ludicrous," and "ridiculous." something that is completely ridiculous in every sense of the word to the point of insanity.
did you see what he just did? that was so absoludicridiculous
by Margot May 28, 2004
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Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.
James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.
by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008
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Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
by geoxd657 April 13, 2018
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AbsoluteMasher

Oh wow! AbsoluteMasher is better than hotsauce at mortem metallum!!
by bignigga2001 April 10, 2021
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Absolution

The word you only know existed because of Sonic 06.

A release from guilt, obligation or punishment.
Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
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Absolutists

Moral absolutists don't tend to think of the good consequences that could come out of doing a particular thing because society has taught them that a particular thing is just wrong no matter what. They don't even want to try and make the consequences good. I'll give you a real life example. I know someone who finished a relationship because his girlfriend asked him to buy her cigarettes. While it may take a toll on her health, it is her choice to smoke at the end of the day and if he just bought her the fags, then they still would've been happy together. The good consequence coming out of that is making her happy and that's the most important thing.
by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022
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