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A.S.S

guy 1- "dude I want some A.S.S right now."
guy 2 -"I FUCKIN LOVE A.S.S"
guy 1-"ill buy you some A.S.S later "
by SHIFUCK PISSTITTY June 18, 2018
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A.S.S.

"I mean, don't get me wrong. On a scale, I'd say it was A.S.S."
by dubeornotdube April 22, 2019
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A.S.S.

A.S.S. - Anxiety Shit Syndrome

Definition:
Occurs during a time of a pandemic causing an individual to have shit attacks due to being highly anxious. Thus creating TP hoarders to buy excess amounts of toilet paper to wipe their ASS issue.
Holy shit! The world is coming to an end! Where is my TP's?!! I have A.S.S., this shit is coming!
by Blububbles714 March 20, 2020
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A.S.S

Akward Speed Syndrome.

The friend in your group that walks ahead or behind the groups pace of walking. There is a standard pace set for the group who is walking but one of the people in the group does not agree with that pace and therefore either walks ahead or behind of said pace.
Me: "Why is he walking so far ahead of us?"
Other displeased group member: "He's an A.S.S"
by The Rack November 17, 2010
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A.S.S.

Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting (The initials of Adams, Stewart, Sting)
Have you ever heard A.S.S. singing All for love?
by AGreatBigFan November 8, 2010
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A.S.S.

Acronym for after school shit.
The customary excretion that it performed upon arrival home from school
"I had a great A.S.S. last night!"
"What? You did someone in the ass?
"No stupid! an After School Shit!"
by DJNigelDigel April 22, 2009
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A.S.S. OR ass

That movie was ASS
by ibib November 28, 2003
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