"I just sneezed in front of a whole bunch of people, and I sprayed snot everywhere!"
"Now thats an A.S.S."
"Now thats an A.S.S."
by DJ Silly Hat December 3, 2007
Get the A.S.Smug. 
Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.
Oh Shit! What did you do?
I shot that mother fucker bro.
Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
Oh Shit! What did you do?
I shot that mother fucker bro.
Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
by sanfred July 7, 2011
Get the A.S.Smug. awkward side smile.
the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.
the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.
dude1: "hey man, can i see your a.s.s.?
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."
by whore puppy August 14, 2011
Get the a.s.s.mug. guy 1- "dude I want some A.S.S right now."
guy 2 -"I FUCKIN LOVE A.S.S"
guy 1-"ill buy you some A.S.S later "
guy 2 -"I FUCKIN LOVE A.S.S"
guy 1-"ill buy you some A.S.S later "
by SHIFUCK PISSTITTY June 18, 2018
Get the A.S.Smug. Akward Speed Syndrome.
The friend in your group that walks ahead or behind the groups pace of walking. There is a standard pace set for the group who is walking but one of the people in the group does not agree with that pace and therefore either walks ahead or behind of said pace.
The friend in your group that walks ahead or behind the groups pace of walking. There is a standard pace set for the group who is walking but one of the people in the group does not agree with that pace and therefore either walks ahead or behind of said pace.
by The Rack November 17, 2010
Get the A.S.Smug. 