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T.A.P.S

T.A.P.S- Tight Asian Pussy
brian-"oh my god look at those T.A.P.S
richard-"whats taps?"
brian-"TIGHT ASIAN PUSSY"
by Decast Ronaut September 11, 2010
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D.A.P.S

Dry Angry Pussy Syndrome is a common condition women get when their partner has done something to hurt or upset them. This could range from forgetting to tell them they look beautiful when they get dolled up to not answering their texts within seconds when they reach out to you. DAPS can come on at any moment and it can last minutes to hours to months. It all depends on the severity of the infraction.
Friend 1 - Hey Man. You want to go catch the game tonight and have a couple of pints.
Friend 2 - I can't man. Sheena has a case of the D.A.P.S and it's making me as miserable as her.
Friend 1 - Good luck with that. Those D.A.P.S can be a Mofo!!
by Big Daddy Clambake June 4, 2018
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F.L.A.P.S

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.
Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!
by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008
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L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.
Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."
by Kraizk December 23, 2012
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A.P.S. Awesome Personality Syndrome

When you suffer from A.P.S. you are an innocent soul, free of sin and constantly invited to parties. Friends and family make appointments weeks in advance for you to grace them with your presence.
(1) Do you want to hang out some time? - Sure! How about in a fortnight? You know how it is, A.P.S. and all that.
(2) Do you ever feel guilty? - No, I suffer from A.P.S. Awesome Personality Syndrome
by Jamie Gollerado-Bubba June 1, 2018
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W.A.P.S.

girls against casey are in W.A.P.S.
by Bleeker:) July 2, 2008
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M.A.P.S.

The acronym for “ Morning After Poops”. The smelly bathroom session that takes place the morning after a long night of drinking.
“Dude, last night was too much! I had the worst case of the M.A.P.S. this morning.....”
by Tiptonite July 8, 2011
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