So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.
by Alex "Dildo Baggins" April 20, 2007
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Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.
by Crunchyness May 28, 2007
Get the A.M.F.M mug.So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.
by Crunchyness June 20, 2007
Get the A.M.P.M mug.a low-grade exotic dancer, usually not the most attractive dancer in the establishment, who performs for the hung-over, non-tipping patrons during morning hours.
The burnt-out, stretch-marked alcoholic can barely afford her skanky clothes with the meager wages of her a.m. stripper job.
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
Get the a.m. stripper mug.Hey guys, sorry I'll be late for breakfast, but I'm not worth a damn until i have my A.M.-B.M. See you in 8 minutes!
by Big Crappa' December 19, 2009
Get the A.M.-B.M. mug.Abbreviation; All Men Created Equally.
A paraphrased reference to the most famous/infamous line in the United States's Declaration of Independence.
A paraphrased reference to the most famous/infamous line in the United States's Declaration of Independence.
Holy war's comin' -
fourth gorily -
scapegoats and martyrs,
Darwins and Sartres.
Last quarter - Abraham's decision,
except about religion -
creates the division,
an imperfect union.
Soon them drinkers brew more'n just tea,
and A.M.C.E. fill their cups with blood's bleed.
fourth gorily -
scapegoats and martyrs,
Darwins and Sartres.
Last quarter - Abraham's decision,
except about religion -
creates the division,
an imperfect union.
Soon them drinkers brew more'n just tea,
and A.M.C.E. fill their cups with blood's bleed.
by poems from alex October 16, 2010
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When the hand is placed inside the underwear to bring upward the scrotum therefore bringing comfort to the owner of said hand and scrotum.
(Also can be used in the form "A.Y.J.", Adjust Your Junk, for one who is on the outside of the seemingly grimy situation.)
When the hand is placed inside the underwear to bring upward the scrotum therefore bringing comfort to the owner of said hand and scrotum.
(Also can be used in the form "A.Y.J.", Adjust Your Junk, for one who is on the outside of the seemingly grimy situation.)
Ben: (Reaches into pants and maneuvers scrotum)
Jessica: OMG Ben did you just quickly jack off?
Ben: No Jessica, I A.M.J.'ed. (Looks towards camera with thumbs up and winks)
Jessica: OMG Ben did you just quickly jack off?
Ben: No Jessica, I A.M.J.'ed. (Looks towards camera with thumbs up and winks)
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