button on a fur coat

A nub of a penis so small that it resembles a button on a fur coat (the fur coat being the pubes).

Billy: "Check it out, I've been using eXtenze all week, and now I'm HUNG!"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

A Big Red Button

Something you press from curiosity and end up nuking the world.

A guy: *sees a big red button*
The same guy: *presses the button*
The guy again: hears a boom in the distance

by TroubleMachine January 16, 2020

button on a fur coat

A small penis among a mound of pubic hair resembling a button in a fur coat.

"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."

Did you see Ryan's schlong? It looked like the button on a fur coat.

by cakesnshit November 8, 2014

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

Button on a wool coat

A tiny penis head buried in a big bush of pubic hair.

That guy was hung like a button on a wool coat.

by Combop March 7, 2017

Hurtin' for a Burton

When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.

After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.

by datass69 March 2, 2010

Went for a burton

British WW2 expression for aircrew killed

He went for a burton last night

by Dewhurst January 24, 2008