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Asshole Whack a Mole

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.
by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009
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Wack-a-mole effect

When you are studying for an exam and as soon as moving on to the next definition/topic you're studying, you forget the prior thing that you just learned/memorized. Analogous to playing the arcade game "wack-a-mole"--once you hit one mole, another pops up.
When I was studying for my archaeology test I finally memorized the information for Tenochtitlan, but then forgot all the information I learned for Machu Picchu. The wack-a-mole effect failed me again.
by walkitoutdougie June 5, 2011
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text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.
Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.
by TexasGeoker April 25, 2011
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Social Whack-a-mole

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.
Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex
by Jeff_Hiscock March 10, 2019
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Playing Whack-a-mole

Fucking a girl so hard in the ass, when she has to poop, that your dick turns brown from hammering the shit back into her ass. The turd must look like it is popping out of the ass, like a mole exiting a mole hill.
Bro 1: Get on CoD
Bro 2: Can't playing whack-a-mole
by Yhearddawggy May 26, 2020
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Inverse Whac-A-Mole

Thrusting one’s penis into the asshole, then immediately pulling it out and inserting into the vagina, repeating steps one and two until completion.
“I Inverse Whac-A-Moled the literal shit out of that asshole and put it in her vagina.”
by The_Urban_Troll September 1, 2022
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Whack a Mole

Whack a mole is an exciting game that requires one male and at least three females. The females bend over with their pants at their knees, from this they proceed to pop turtle heads out of their assholes. As soon as a turtle head pops out the male is responsible for "whacking the mole" with his cock. This game is preferably done with freaky Asian girls.
Dude what did you do last night? Owe just played whack a mole with the chinese student association.
by hans vienermen November 11, 2009
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