A Martino

When one extends a joke to the point where it is no longer funny

“Michael pulled a martino”

by Martino June 16, 2018

A Martin

When white streaks of deoderant are all over your shirt

Mikey came in the room, doing a martin, like he doesn't even own a mirror.

by Waffle Inc. July 27, 2009

A Martinez

An exceptionally small Spanish sausage

Friend 1: How small was it?
Fruend 2: Lets just say it was a Martinez

by Gerrard's mum March 7, 2017

A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

pull a marty

When you can't correctly time pulling up on the car door handle with the driver unlocking the door per electric door locks. The excess is even worse.

man, did i pull a marty, or does you electric door lock not work?

by emmons May 18, 2006

2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022