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A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
by Dremark May 23, 2006
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The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.
"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"
by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009
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Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.
"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"
by Den' September 4, 2008
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from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
by crazo May 21, 2008
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Pile it on a Cracker

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An innuendo used in the town of Jacksonville, Florida. Used usually around thanksgiving time. When used correctly there is a slight emphasis at the end of the phrase on the word "cracker".
" Jaime and that girl look like there hitting it off, he is gonna pile it on a cracker tonight"

"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"
by That's what! Cheese head! December 3, 2009
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The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.
Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.
by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010
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apileovit

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- a stack of (not necessarily useful or organized) objects

- a heap of animal (in particular male bovine) feces

- a blatant and/or deliberate untruth

- blatant lie, a flagrant untruth, an obvious falicy. Or, the excrement of male cattle bullshit

the variation :
adeepileovit means your spouse is extremely angry with you, whether with justification or not... or one of those very fluffy carpets.

another variation:
fullovit means that what you are saying is 'apileovit'
May I help you sort through your pileovit

I dont believe you, that is apileovit
by whiteazanianjew July 26, 2010
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