Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.

Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*

by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018

ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021

avin a gash

When you are having a smashing time, IE enjoying yourself.

Oh oim Avin a gash oooaaye!

by userjay117 December 16, 2017

Lay a gasser

To fart, cut the cheese, let one rip, etc.

Dang! Did you just lay a gasser, man? That stinks!

by ichmagtanzen May 3, 2006

blowing a gasket

When you take a dump and the turd is so massive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.

Oh man, I just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. I think I just blew a gasket!

Blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee

by MontyDingo May 27, 2010

blow a gasket

Sudden diarrhea or another way to describe a shart/anal leakage.

Sorry folks, the bathroom is off limits. I just blew a gasket in there.
That fart sounded nasty. Did you blow a gasket?

by YorickDCJ July 30, 2019

blow a gasket

A seal in car engine splits
or
Somebody has lost their temper.

1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.

2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004