clinker

the scratchings on my arse

i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Clinker

A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.

Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed

by ClinkerIsSad June 01, 2010

clinker

One who collects clams

Clam collector

by Bob March 14, 2004

shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.

If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.

by beltlessmagnum March 14, 2009

stinky clinker

a turd so big, hard, and nasty that it will never make it out of your septic tank.

I'm glad I got the toilet to suck down that stinky clinker.

by supa21 July 01, 2010

Piss Clinker

1. A person who drinks pee out of beer jugs

He's drinking jugs of pee, what a piss clinker.

by wphifor February 13, 2021

clinker

a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure

ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*

by spencer7 June 06, 2003