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Cut like a buffalo

To be thick-skinned. Difficult to upset, hurt, or insult. Tough.
"Do your worst; I cut like a buffalo"
by Monics August 29, 2009
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A Buffoon's Buffoon

Worst of the worst. A royal ass who majors in douchebaggary.
My boss is a bad person with a social disorder. He mumbles to himself and makes people uncomfortable whenever they talk to him. He's a buffoon's buffoon.
by axecident March 15, 2010
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barf a buffet

This is a humorous expression when someone vomits a copious amount after, for example, spending an evening drinking and eating!
Gaaaawdd, Reggie went to the bathroom to barf a buffet!!!
by I, Wreckerrr June 7, 2021
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never bring food to a buffet

an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".

applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"

"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"

"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
by polo January 5, 2006
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Guy on a Buffalo

The Guy on a Buffalo, is a bad ass cowboy that rides a buffalo around. He is known to break Indians' guns, beat the shit out of cougars, give orphaned babies to depressed widows, and fight villains that try to hunt other buffalo.

Guy on a Buffalo was made famous by ThePossumPosse on YouTube.

There are three episodes of Guy on a Buffalo so far.
Some may say that the Guy on a Buffalo, is the original hipster.

The Guy on a Buffalo is one bad ass cowboy.
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Snacking At A Buffet

Not using something to it's full potential
1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.

B: Spent it on my girlfriend

A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.

2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music

B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet
by Onemanarmy675 November 12, 2011
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your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.
Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."
by kurticus October 26, 2007
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