zeb

to stick your fingers into the butt crack of another in a credit card type motion.

My girlz ass was hanging out so I zebed it.

by tim1234 January 31, 2008

Zeb

Any type of weed…

“Ay you tripping zoe! I ain’t tell you to smoke my zeb!”
“Damn homie, you told me this zeb was pressure!”

by JwettGiver November 23, 2021

zeb

to steal an object in a sketchy and predictable fashion. Made up locally after a sketchy kid named zeb who was always stealing peoples shit.

That asshole zebed my last beer.

by your mom is a cocksmooch July 24, 2006

zeb

A drunken individual tazered by the police in a unusual spot on their body.

That guy's crazy! When the police came he started swinging at them so they tasered him in the face!

Haha! He totally just got zebbed!

by geofunk March 4, 2008

zeb

see; JB

JB, stop calling yourself Zeb you numpty

by El February 11, 2004

Zeb

The act of straightening you hair and forgeting the back of your head. Leaving a lump of unstraightened hair in the back. Therefore making your hair look embarassing and disgusting.

Dude, do i have a Zeb?

You got a Zeb going on.

Zeb... Fail.

by Mikey Fresh. July 9, 2010

Zeb

A zeb is usually a great guy but has his downfalls at times. Usually more downs than ups. He usually goes for girls that have mental issue or likes to cut themselves. And he likes to kiss younger females romantic in rain at their house while his friends watch. Zeb’s will make your day but at a cost and likes to play mind tricks that leave you thinking bout like life. Zeb is an explorer and likes to go for men and explore the human body.

By True Love

¡There goes Zeb dating Gaby and kissing Kai!

by True Love Poems January 16, 2019