Person 1: YOO IM SAYING A WORD
person 2: Why are you still using urban dictionary in 2026?
Person 1: I dont know dude.. I-Im just
sad and.. *Sniff* my girlfriend left me yesterday
Person 2: Dude let’s get married
**Three years later***
Person 3: Person 1, will you take person 2 to be your lawfully wedded wife/husband? Will you life with them forever?
Person 1:
Yes!
Yes! million times
yes!
Person 3: Person 2, will you marry person 1 and be with them forever?
Person 2: Yes yes
yes!
*Smooch*
**Happily ever after…**