A new tie I am wearing

When someone was born without one teste.. and has to get receive a plastic one.. the person will exclaim "o look.. a new tie i am wearing!"

William: look at the new tie i am wearing!
Joelle: ew... Is that plastic?

by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003

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Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

by nosebridge August 5, 2016

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Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

by countyculchie August 3, 2016

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five minutes and a hair tie

tiktok slang, euphemism for giving a man oral. the hair tie is used to get hair out of the way while preforming the oral, and the "5 minutes" part is saying how long it will take to preform it.

beatlemaniac 1: *texts picture of john lennon 1964*
beatlemaniac 2: "five minutes and a hair tie."

by johnlennonswaifu April 9, 2026

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Tie on a jag is a phrase originated in Northeast Pennsylvania. It refers to getting fucked up on either beer or weed or both. Instead of saying hey wanna get fucked up to night you would say let's tie on a jag.

Joe: hey Jake want to go tie on a jag tonight?

by jake42 April 13, 2014

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