Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”
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Get the Giving the Cat a mouse mug.When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.
by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023
Get the Quiet like a mouse underneath a scab mug.Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
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"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
by Rainifer December 18, 2008
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by jetfresh June 18, 2011
Get the Pulling a Modest Mouse mug.The fabric of Stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly.
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